Early in November, T-rex contracted Vulture’s restless ways. Next thing you know T-Rex, Vulture and Lucille the Beagle (@lucillebeagle) threw some things in a backpack, bundled up into T-Rex’s truck and headed east to Corpus Crispy. They saw wonders. Like ferris wheels, Fajitaville, the Selena museum, and a dead fish on desolation aka Padre Island. Old Bayview Cemetery – the oldest federal military cemetery in Texas – was one of the trip’s highlights. Vulture rescued a seed pod from what looked like the oldest mesquite tree in Texas and T-rex wandered around looking for machines. He didn’t find any. Lucille the Beagle thought the trip was grand because the hotel had so many pillows that she could rearrange to suit her discerning taste.